Santa Singh

* Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took
part in that.

From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.

First player came from Germany.
He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.

Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.

Then comes our very own Santa Singh.

He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.

He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away. Then
the judge asked "Kya Santa Singh Ji, machhar to ud gya".

Santa replied, " Ud to gya, per ab kabhi baap nahi banega"




**Doctor to Santa (Patient): Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?

Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

Santa : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Are Santa ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Santa: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Santa: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

Santa : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Santa: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon?

Santa: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Santa: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!

Santa: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Abe teri … @#$! ^&*!