- Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
- When in charge, ponder:
When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
- Money can;t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours
- Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
- Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
- Committee is a group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate
- Its hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys
- Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river
- He who laughs last didn't get the joke
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of you action
- Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way
- Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?
- A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
"A friend is a second self."
--Aristotle
"Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other."
--Henry Ward Beecher
"Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another."
--Eustace Budgell
"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends."
--Mary Catherwood
"To give and receive advice - the former with freedom and yet without bitterness, the latter with patience and without irritation - peculiarly appropriate to genuine friendship."
--Cicero
"There are very few honest friends - the demand is not particularly great."
---Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
"'Tis great Confidence in a Friend to tell him your Faults, greater to tell him his."
--Benjamin Franklin
"A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother."
--Benjamin Franklin
"True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable."
--Dave Tyson Gentry
"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
--Elbert Hubbard
--Aristotle
"Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other."
--Henry Ward Beecher
"Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another."
--Eustace Budgell
"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends."
--Mary Catherwood
"To give and receive advice - the former with freedom and yet without bitterness, the latter with patience and without irritation - peculiarly appropriate to genuine friendship."
--Cicero
"There are very few honest friends - the demand is not particularly great."
---Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
"'Tis great Confidence in a Friend to tell him your Faults, greater to tell him his."
--Benjamin Franklin
"A Brother may not be a Friend, but a Friend will always be a Brother."
--Benjamin Franklin
"True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable."
--Dave Tyson Gentry
"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."
--Elbert Hubbard
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